WANTED:

Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" has an ACTIVE Arrest Warrant, and in conjunction with Felony Charges, is WANTED in the State of California. There is currently a FIVE-THOUSAND DOLLAR REWARD for information leading to her arrest. Birchard should be considered Armed and Dangerous. If you spot Katie Lynn Birchard, immediately call 911. Do NOT approach her.

Have You Been A Victim Of Evelyn Zumaya, Katie Lynn Birchard, Hala Pickford, Hala Kitty?

Send us your story at: EXPOSEKatieLynnBirchard@gmail.com

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Katie Birchard AKA "Hala Pickford" Now Owes More Than Half-A-Million Dollars In Court Judgements

Since 2009, Katie Birchard, has been successfully sued repeatedly for Libel, False Light, Defamation and much more. As of today, those judgements have ballooned to more than $500,000. (Five-Hundred Thousand Dollars) Birchard is ineligible to discharge these debts in bankruptcy, as the court system has found her to have committed these crimes willfully, with malice and oppression. In addition, Birchard continues to have an active California arrest warrant for Contempt of Court, and Failure to Appear, in relation to reposting libelous material when she was court ordered not to, and failure to appear to answer those charges. Birchard has multiple restraining orders against her, and is a fugitive from justice, believed to be hiding out in St. George, Utah.



Never one to learn a lesson from her past experiences, Birchard is now back to her old tricks, and has begun a tirade against Timothy Dean Lefler, author of Mabel Normand - The Life And Career Of A Hollywood Madcap. It's only a matter of time before Birchard is sued again. With more than $40,000 (Forty-Thousand Dollars) being tacked on in interest, each year, she is in complete financial ruins, at only thirty years old. We will continue to update you on all things Katie Birchard.


With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya "Team" 

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Hala Pickford Found Guilty Of Libel, False Light & More; Ordered To Pay Zachary Jaydon & PopWrapped More Than Three-Hundred Forty Three Thousand Dollars

September 9, 2015
Los Angeles, California

In a landmark case, led by powerhouse attorney, William D. Bowen, Katie Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford," was ordered to pay more than $343,000 (Three-Hundred-Forty-Three Thousand Dollars) (EDIT: THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BALLOONED TO MORE THAN $400,000) to Zachary Jaydon and PopWrapped Entertainment Group for willfully using "Oppression, Fraud and Malice" to commit Defamation, False Light, Trade Libel, Intentional Interference With Prospective Contractual Advantage, and more. The Honorable Judge Laura Matz found by "Clear and Convincing Evidence" that Birchard committed the crimes against the Plaintiffs. The Los Angeles court order also included an additional judgement of nearly $35,000 (Thirty-Five Thousand Dollars) per year in interest, to be paid to Jaydon and PopWrapped. 

In addition to the monetary judgement, Birchard and all those acting in concert with her, were ordered to permanently remove any of the material written about Jaydon and PopWrapped, and to post nothing further. The California injunction against Birchard is permanent, and any violation of the court order would be considered a felony. Specifically included in the court judgement was an additional demand to remove libelous and malicious posts written by Harry Potter superfan Melissa Anelli. Anelli's company, Mischief Management is the company behind LeakyCon, GeekyCon, BroadwayCon and Con Of Thrones. Judge Matz referred to Anelli's posts and comments as "alarming, unethical and absolutely unacceptable," noting that "...Anelli's convenient reposting of clearly libelous material to further her own business is exactly why these kinds of laws are on the books in the first place."






Jaydon's pending criminal case against Birchard for criminal Stalking and Cyberstalking is ongoing. Jaydon has already successfully obtained a restraining order against Birchard. The penalties for Stalking, in the State of California, are strikingly harsh.

With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya "Team"


Thursday, April 3, 2014

Katie Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" Sued By Zachary Jaydon & PopWrapped Entertainment Group For More Than Three-Hundred Thousand Dollars

April 3, 2014
Los Angeles, California

On April 2, 2014, Katie Birchard was sued in Los Angeles County, California by Plaintiffs Zachary Jaydon and PopWrapped Entertainment Group, for more than $300,000. (Three-Hundred Thousand Dollars) 

Katie Birchard Sued By Zachary Jaydon & PopWrapped Entertainment Group


The Plaintiffs allege, though renowned California attorney William D. Bowen, that Birchard, under the guise of "Hala Pickford" and other aliases, has knowingly and maliciously caused irreparable damage to Plaintiffs reputations and intentionally interfered with their businesses. The court complaint alleges that Defendant engaged in criminal behaviour, including Libel, Intentional Interference With Prospective Contractual Advantage, Negligent Interference With Prospective Contractual Advantage, Trade Libel, Defamation, Painting Plaintiffs In A False Light, Breach Of Contract and more. Jaydon is seeking more than $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollars) on behalf of his-self, and more than $200,000 on behalf of his company, PopWrapped Entertainment Group.

In addition to a civil request of more than $300,000 (Three-Hundred Thousand Dollars) Jaydon is also seeking a permanent injunction that would prohibit Birchard, her associates, and anyone acting in concert with her, from ever posting libelous material about Jaydon or his companies again, prohibit the reposting of the illicit material Birchard has already posted, as well as permanently removing all illicit material currently posted about Plaintiffs, by Birchard or her associates. Jaydon has requested a jury trial. 

Jaydon stated on record, "I fully anticipate the California Court System will give me the more than reasonable judgement I am requesting on behalf of myself and my companies, especially given her history, and the fact that the Los Angeles Court System has already awarded more than $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollars) to other victims of Birchard's, for the very same types of illegal activity. The California Court System is well-aware of Birchard's years of bad behavior."

With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya "Team"

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Valentino As I Knew Him: Read The Complete Ghostwritten Novel (FREE)

If you're uninterested in spending nearly thirty dollars reading this ghostwritten novel, we are providing it here, for free.  It has been in the public domain for quite some time, although certain authors (Evelyn Zumaya) would lead you to believe otherwise. 

Please find a complete review* of the book below, as well as the link to read it, in its entirety, for free:



"Valentino As I Knew Him"

I always thought that this was a wonderful title for S. George Ullman's book.  This book which carries Ullman's name as author, was actually ghost-written by publicity people.  Valentino was buried on September 7, 1926 and the first edition of this book was released the next month in October 1926.  I am sure Ullman wrote down some of the events and experiences he shared with Rudolph Valentino and the ghost writer put in into book format, flushing out the stories with praise for Valentino on almost every page.  The public ate it up and the book was quite popular. Even to this day it often referenced as a 'favorite' when fans share a list of Valentino books they enjoy the most.

George Ullman wasn't above stealing a wee bit of the limelight for himself.  On page 120 he openly boasts that it was he who was instructed to have the legendary platinum slave bracelet created.  When in truth it was Valentino's head of household man, Luther H. Mahoney who took Rambova's design to the jewelers.  Mahoney left audio tape of this story in which he mentions Tiffany's and the street it was on.   Actually it was Brock's Jewelers and they were called the Tiffany's of the west coast.   So, no Ullman didn't have a thing to do with the slave bracelet creation.

Obviously written in haste - when you have a book come out a month after the person dies, errors will abound.  Valentino As I Knew Him suffered slightly from this, as one of the pictures in the book showing the Whitley Heights home is captioned as being Falcon Lair.  Of course George Ullman knew the difference, it was just an oversight that the proof-readers overlooked because they were not knowledgeable about names of Valentino's homes. It just gives more proof that Ullman was absent during the books creation.

George Ullman's book coming out a month after Valentino's burial appeared to be in a race as he probably heard that Rambova was penning her own book, which she was.  Rambovas book came out in December of 1926 so he beat her by two months.

The book Valentino As I Knew Him is an easy, fun read.  Stories are told and everything, glorification aside, sounds sincere.  One of my favorite passages was when Ullman, describing Rambova, stated something to the effect of how puzzled he was that Rambova remained oblivious and unaffected to the charms of Rudy that were so easily seen by others.

Here is a first edition of the book.











To read the entire book for free, click HERE.


With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya “Team”
*Book review reprinted with permission, courtesy of ValentinoForever.blogspot.com

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

A Heartfelt And Sorrowful Apology For Evelyn Zumaya


Evelyn Zumaya has been screaming from the hilltops that she would like a public apology. For what, I'm not exactly clear on, but as I sat, pondering this odd request, it dawned on me that Evelyn, was indeed, owed not just one apology, but many. I realized that she was most correct when she said that it was due to her, and so I present to you, Evelyn Zumaya, the public apology that you so crave and demand.


Dearest Evelyn,

I apologize that you are completely unable to differentiate fact from fiction.

I apologize that you are a venomous, old woman, completely taken aback by tragic situations in your life that you, yourself have created.

I apologize that you have disillusioned yourself to believe that there are a “team” of people, hunkered down to discredit you, when, even Stevie Wonder could plainly see that you aren't the kind of woman to be taken seriously in regards to anything at all, let alone to justify a "team" of people for anything.

I apologize that not even your own husband was able to stand to be around you, divorcing you and leaving you to a lonely life of bitterness and spite.

I apologize that, by your own choosing, you were not at your dying fathers bedside to comfort him in his final hours of life, because you were too busy defending your “buddy” Katie Lynn Birchard, A.K.A. “Hala Pickford,” in Burbank, during one of her frivolous court hearings. I apologize, that as your father, George, took his final breath, you were completely caught up in your own hateful agenda and much, much too busy to attend to the man whom gave selflessly to you and to his community his entire life. I apologize that he had to take his dying breaths without a daughter that he did his best to raise with moral integrity, even though, there doesn't seem to be any of that left in her. For this, I most greatly apologize.

I apologize that no reputable book seller will carry your highly fictional and sensationalized account of the last few years of the life of Rudolph Valentino, and that you are not taken seriously by anyone in the Valentino community. For this, I do apologize.

I apologize that in your book of fiction, "Affairs Valentino," you felt the need to put a libelous and highly sensationalized "Forwarning," hoping to take jabs at people whom actually are respected in the Valentino community, when you, yourself are not welcome because of your own hateful  rhetoric.

I apologize that you feel the need to spend the last years of your miserable life creating dozens of laughable YouTube videos claiming that you are being bullied and harassed, when, in fact, it is you and your “buddy,” Katie Lynn Birchard that have created this entire machination from the very beginning. For this, I sincerely apologize.

I apologize that you made the horrendous business decision to allow Katie Lynn Birchard, under the guise of “Hala Pickford,” to publish your lackadaisical, and poorly edited work of fiction, “Affairs Valentino.” Teaming up with someone whom not only has an ACTIVE arrest warrant, but has also recently declared bankruptcy and fled to the state of Utah to avoid arrest, doesn't seem like the best business decision, and for your complete lack of common sense, I do apologize.

I apologize that you blatantly refuse to shoulder any of the blame for the situations you currently find yourself in. I apologize that you feel the need to put that blame on men and women you've never even met, and in doing so, create a situation that must be most miserable for yourself. For this, I do apologize.

Mostly, I apologize that, due to your own poor choice, your “Golden Years,” will be spent filled with hate, bitterness, anger, frustration and misery. Long after you're gone, the subjects of your hate-filled rants will go on living, and your work, will not even live on in memory. For this, you have my deepest apology.

Again and again, I apologize to FOR you, dearest Evelyn.

I hope this does meet with your satisfaction and expectations, in terms of an apology. I hope you do feel better. I know I sure do.

With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya “Team”

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Evelyn Zumaya Claims Father Michael Morris Assisted With Affairs Valentino "Forewarning" - Morris Denies Writing Anything With Zumaya

Evelyn Zumaya touted that a "Valentino authority" assisted in the writing of the "Forewarning" to her Internationally-banned book Affairs Valentino.  We did a brief investigation into the identity of the "authority," whom was identified as Father Michael Morris. Due to irrefutable proof, Zumaya was forced to admit that it was indeed Morris. We contacted Morris for clarification of this accusation, and Morris stated the following:

"...rest assured Her book is completely her own and I did not write any of it," going on to say, "Your email came to me as a total surprise. And I am confounded that anyone would suggest that I wrote any of Affairs Valentino. I am all for free expression in the literary world and oppose censorship of free ideas. But I reiterate that I wrote not one word of her book.So you can share that with your group as you wish.
Sincerely,
Michael Morris"
Once again, Evelyn Zumaya has been caught in a big lie, and is stuck with a book that has been banned from all major retailers, due to libelous content.

With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard & Evelyn Zumaya Team

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Evelyn Zumaya & Hala Pickford - Cultural Freedoms, Identity Theft, Arrest Warrants & Fraud



Dear Evelyn,


When your parents welcomed you into this world 64 years ago, they never could have imagined what you, Evelyn Ann Clarkson would become some six-decades later. After failed marriages, many failed friendships and an even more pathetic "career," you hide behind a keyboard and a cheap camera, slobbering in whatever corner of the world you happen to be in, posting lies, half-truths, photos of your shoes, ridiculous videos and anything else you can, methodically attempting to game Google searches in a pathetic attempt to defame another persons legitimate works. You have even sunk as far as to give a girl, whom you admitted with your own mouth was "...both physically and mentally ill," false hope and an even more false friendship, in a vulgar attempt to further your own "career."

What legacy do you really hope to leave behind? David Bret hasn't destroyed your fathers good name, Evelyn. You have. The true height of evil is taking a proper upbringing, gentle teachings and good family values and defecating upon all of it. YOU DID THAT, EVELYN; not David Bret, not TRT96, and certainly not those that defend themselves against your defamatory and vulgar accusations.

After more than 8 decades of selfless service to their communities, God fearing respect to their family and investing everything they could to raise a God-fearing and honest daughter, I can imagine that they look down in sorrow and sadness, wondering where they went wrong. George and Elizabeth are surely rolling in their graves at the conniving monster you have become. If angels ever wept, Evelyn...

Both of your parents, Evelyn, were giving, law abiding and good people, pillars in their community and respected by all who knew them. For many years George and Elizabeth devoted their hard-earned money, time and efforts to charities like America's Second Harvest Food Bank in which they took a stand against hunger, providing food and money to the less fortunate. Until the death of Elizabeth in 2008, she faithfully gave of herself in more ways than you'll ever journey after.

The Reverend Ed Enstine fondly reflected on the lives of both of your parents in 2010 after the death of your father, George. Imagine HIS horror, had he known the kind of woman you've become. Take a hard look in the mirror Ms. Zumaya, and reflect upon your true intentions, motives and foul amounts of falsifications that you're projecting onto others.

Now, Evelyn Zumaya will claim that I am defaming her by writing this. She will claim that this blog is somehow committing identity theft and other felonious crimes. She will claim that she is the greatest thing since Valentino's birth, but not to worry. Everything written about here is court record and public fact.

Hala Pickford is running from the law, an Arrest Warrant and Felony Charges following her like a lost puppy. Both Zumaya and Pickford, (Real Name: Katie Lynn Birchard) have perpetrated heinous and calculated character assassination attempts on dozens of people, by projecting their fears, insecurities, short-comings and faults onto anyone perceived to be in a better or more respected position than they.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, ladies. Now, I don't want to give either of you too much credit for your intelligence, so I'm going to break it down for you in the only terms you seem to understand.

FICTION: Anyone using public information, court records and Google search to research another is "stalking" and/or "harassing."

FACT: The internet is a vastly fluid, ever-changing medium, in which facts AND fiction about people can be found and easily spread to others. Just because it isn't information you'd like to be spread, does NOT make it "stalking/harassing." It means your bullshit came out in the wash and you're throwing a bitch fit. Nothing more.

FICTION: A small group of people have taken to the defamation and removal of your book because it's "the book they don't want you to read."

FACT: You published a book with a well-known con-artist, with an active arrest warrant and wrote a forewarning that had absolutely NOTHING to do with the story line of the book in a failed attempt to promote said book. It was almost immediately banned from any reputable sales venue, and has sat legally "banned" from sale for over a year.

FICTION: TRT96 is committing identity theft by owning a website with a similar title to your book.

FACT: You let said blog fall back into public domain, and it has been snapped up by a fellow Valentino fan and used for the publication of positive and well-respected Valentino projects. Not for identity theft. WHO would want an identity such as yours? Yes, let's face it, Evelyn. If it was as well-documented, well-researched and "true" like you claim it is, it wouldn't be banned from every reputable seller.

If you truly seek the respect of your peers, try a new approach ladies. Try taking the high road for once. Try seeking truth for once, and try to discontinue the mockery you make of yourselves with each blog/video posting. A woman scorned is a force to be reckoned with, they say. It's just sad that force has been directed in such an ill-received, foul manner.


UNTIL NEXT TIME,



The EXPOSE Katie Lynn Birchard (and now Evelyn Zumaya) Team


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Affairs Valentino -The Book No One Wants To Read!

Oh, it’s scarcely a surprise. Evelyn Zumaya has yet again refused to provide any sort of relevant documentation whatsoever for her personal fantasy gossip fan-fiction book on Ruldolph Valentino. How do you spell "pact of lies?"  How many times have you yourself been asked to come up with evidenciary support to substantiate your wildly sensationalized trash novel?  How many times have you failed to do so?  Each and ever time.  Kettle, meet Pot.  Listening to you trash David Bret's work is laughable.

Who fears being asked for sources and intelligent debate? Evelyn Zumaya, that’s who. Shady evasion and total lack of proof for most of the things she writes, all while touting her thin lil’ tome as gospel truth. Really?  I think not. I don’t’ know about you, but where I come from we call that kind of behavior ”chicken shit.” Admit it Evelyn. You write fiction. Voila.

Oh, and let your genius of a publisher "Hala Pickford" know that that the authorities are just a couple of steps behind her now.  A fantastic portrait Mugshot of her loveliness should be gracing computer screens worldwide very soon.  She won't be hiding under the bed much longer. Each time she misses a court appearance, an additional arrest warrant will be issued.  Her bond will be six-figures before long.  Not even granny Edith will be able to pull her from the legal muck.  Felony charges are a bitch.

Until Next Time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, August 15, 2011

Affairs Valentino - The UN True Story of Rudolph Valentino (Evelyn Clarkson Zumaya)

To spew out allegations or criminal activity, harassment and potential litigation seems to be Evelyn Clarkson Zumaya's hobby as of late.  Whether defending fugitive, Hala Pickford or harassing David Bret, Zumaya seems to be Hell-Bent on gaming Google's search index with false reviews and self-glorification regarding her newest trash novel, "Affairs Valentino."

The aforementioned "book" is currently not for sale anywhere.  To further clarify:  You CAN NOT buy "Affairs Valentino."  You can't buy a new copy, you can't buy a used copy.   Amazon.com as well as Barnes and Noble have all pulled it from their websites, citing "quality and content issues" as their reason for doing so.  Zumaya, instead of revisiting the project and cleaning up the infinite inconsistencies and potentially libelous portions, would rather "hide" in various "exotic locations" and bang away at her keyboard.

Zumaya's publisher, Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford," has now been on the run from the law for nearly 2 months.  The Burbank Police Department is currently following up on leads to her whereabouts, as well as investigating individuals associated with her business and person.  Being a fugitive from justice, Pickford faces swift arrest and jail time upon her apprehension.  If Pickford was so innocent, as Evelyn Zumaya claims that she is, why hasn't Pickford turned herself into the authorities to defend herself?  Evelyn Zumaya is well aware that her publisher is wanted on Felony Charges, but to admit so would be career suicide.  I use the term "career" even more loosely than the saggy skin hanging from her skeletal frame.

Zumaya spends all day trying to cyber bully David Bret, but refuses to answer any of the questions regarding "Affairs Valentino" and why it contains so many contradicting points, factual errors and physical quality issues.  When concerned Silent-Film buffs cornered both Zumaya and Pickford publicly regarding these glaring errors and specifically invited them to respond, it was crickets... Not a peep from either of them.  Why, you ask?  They know damned well that "Affairs Valentino" is a work of fan-fiction and the only words of praise coming in are those spouted from Zumaya herself.  I find it ESPECIALLY interesting that "Pickford" recently erased a post on Nitrateville, in which she admits to knowing about her arrest warrant for "Failure To Appear" as well as admitting factual errors contained in the book. Don't worry, we'll be posting a screenshot of the post very soon.

Again, I ask you Evelyn, where is your mighty and powerful new book?  If this book is the greatest book ever written, why on Earth has it been banned from being sold anywhere?  If it's the most factual book on Valentino ever written, why are there so many glaring factual errors contained within the cheap outer cover?  You talk about "brisk" sales but do you really expect anyone to believe that?  Define "brisk," Evelyn?  Exactly how many copies of "Affairs Valentino" did you REALLY sell in the mere days it was available for purchase?  You do realize that it is very public and common knowledge that your book is factually flawed, overpriced, cheaply manufactured, sensationalized fan-fiction, correct?

Now, please don't take this the wrong way. You do realize, however, that you ARE indeed creeping up on 63 years old?  You realize that you are spending the last quality years of your life taking advantage of a girl whom you, yourself declared to be mentally ill.  Yes, Evelyn Zumaya - you said that.  She's nearly 40 years your junior, and you are doing all this in the desperate hope to sell a book that you spent over 10 years romanticizing; a book that has floundered completely.  You do understand that there is a good reason that no reputable publishing house would touch it, right?  You realize that "Affairs Valentino" is the laughing stock of the silent-film world and that your association with "Hala Pickford" has only given you less credibility than you may have ever hoped for?

You also realize that your online reputation drops like a rock on a daily basis?  "Hala Pickford" has spent years of her life making sure that her victims names are tied to negativity, methodically gaming online search engines.  The irony that you are both in the same situation now is quite, well... ironic.  The only difference is instead of fabrications, blatant lies and sensationalized mis truths, you are a victim of your own game.  You've been caught in your own snare.

You consistently claim to be done responding to the "cultists," but everyday you post some new machination of shit regarding your own book, your "flawless character" and your "angelic" publisher.  Lies, Lies, Lies. Evelyn Zumaya, we are calling you out as the phony that you are.  Your book is no more factual than Kenneth Anger's novels.  If you put a Kenneth Anger, Evelyn Zumaya and "Hala Pickford" novel side-by-side, you'd be hard pressed to have any real Valentino expert to guess which one contained more fabrications.

You can't demand respect, Evelyn.  You have to earn it.  If you've learned anything from watching the social, mental and physical demise of "Hala Pickford," learn that lesson, and fast.  "Hala Pickford" IS going to jail.  She IS going to face Felony Charges as well as a gaggle of Misdemeanor Charges and she IS going to face the music for her years of court proven unethical behaviors.  You're the only one that seems to think any different.  Even the good and most patient judge has finally thrown the book at her.  She can't use the "young girl" excuse any more than you can continue to use the "old woman" antic.

Until next time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, August 8, 2011

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team's "Exotic Location Of The Day"

Come Experience Truth With Us, Evelyn & Hala. Truth Is Lovely

Today has been a glorious day.  We have been experiencing the exotic location of Truth for some time now, but today was especially fantastic.  We were waited on hand and foot, beginning at dawn, when all of our followers servants brought us breakfast in bed.  The smell was so delicious that we practically slobbered all over robes before even taking the first bite.

After breakfast, we took a dip in the pool to wash the "Affairs Valentino" of the previous evening off of us, had a few cocktails on the beach and spent the afternoon napping in a hammock under the bright blue sky.  A gentle breeze cooled us to just the right temperature.  My only complaint was that the breeze made for quite the crooked tie during our sunset photo op.  It sure was crazy to hear all the parrots echoing the voices of their Masters.  I'd be willing to Bret money that those crazy birds could be taught to say just about anything.  I couldn't get them to say anything coherent for the life of me. It was a frivolous attempt to say the least.  I could swear that they were repeating the word Cocaine, Cocaine, Cocaine, but I couldn't be sure.  I do know that the beach-front bar did serve nearly every liquor with Coke.  The kind in a can, of course. 

After retiring to our rooms to freshen up, we were greeted by the most delicious aromas coming from the kitchen below.  What a treat it was to find out that we were having my personal favorite, Roast Turkey and all the fixin's. Boy did we eat like Kings. For desert, we indulged on homemade Chocolate Chip Kookies before watching a fantastic Valentino film and retiring for the night.

We'd love to have you over to our little vacation spot called Truth sometime, Ms. Birchard and Mrs. Zumaya.  I believe you've never seen it.  It's freeing, relaxing and lovely. You should visit sometime very soon. In my extensive research, documented from public records dating back nearly 100 years, I very much doubt you'll find a place to make you as happy;  You, especially Mrs. Zumaya.  At age 62, it seems silly you haven't taken a moment to witness it for yourself yet.

Sincerely,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Saturday, August 6, 2011

A Q&A Session With "Hala Pickford" and Evelyn Zumaya

Q:  So what happened to your blogs Bret?

A:  So sorry you missed the links, ladies.  Below are the links to all of the blogs you may find to be of interest to you:

http://davidbret.blogspot.com/

http://malignantnarcissism.blogspot.com/search/label/Hala%20Pickford

http://davidbret.blog.co.uk/

http://exposekatielynnbirchard.blogspot.com/


If we can be of further assistance, please let us know.  Thanks again for your interest.

Sincerely,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Saturday, July 30, 2011

An Open Letter To Evelyn C. Zumaya

07/30/2011
Evelyn C. Zumaya
1234 No One Gives A Shit Street
Anytown, Anystate
01234-2940
Anycountry



Ms. Evelyn C. Zumaya


It has recently come to our attention that you have completely lost your fucking mind. Must you consistently embarrass yourself, day after day writing a blog that is dedicated exclusively to the slander of David Bret and in your feeble, 62 year old mind, convincing only yourself that your book is anything but self-glorified fan fiction?  Are you really convinced that this is the "authoritative and definitive biography" of one of silent films' greatest stars?  

As a general rule, a definitive biography would begin with the birth of its' subject and work its' way through the life of said subject, giving a balanced and unbiased account of the life, death and legacy of said subject.  Your book does none of these things, Ms. Zumaya. Regardless of your self-written blog full of self-proclamations, edited by yourself (and very poorly so, I must say) detailing your self-serving project, (Is anyone else noticing a pattern here?) your book is still below sub-par. Your book will always be sub-par and is currently published by a criminal; a criminal with an active warrant for her arrest; a criminal with FELONY charges against her; a criminal currently on the run from the authorities; a criminal with a One-Hundred Thousand Dollar lawsuit that continues to gain interest to the tune of Ten-Thousand Dollars a year, a criminal that by your own admission and statements is "...physically and mentally ill."  YOU, Ms. Zumaya, told a friend in confidence that you sincerely believed that Ms. Birchard/"Pickford" would be dead within one year if she didn't seek professional help.  You also confided in this friend that Ms. Birchard/"Pickford" had developed a serious alcohol problem.  These are your words, Evelyn C. Zumaya. You dropped Ms. Birchard/”Pickford” like a hot potato when she became too needy, constantly asking for rides to the grocery, etc. You only rekindled your “relationship” with Ms. Birchard/Pickford when it suited you. You are a foul excuse for a human being to use a physically and mentally ill woman for your own self-serving purposes.

You, Ms. Evelyn C. Zumaya, created this fantasy of “living in hiding” and these supposed “cultists” in an effort to create a buzz for your pathetic book. Not only is it completely laughable, but it hasn't worked worth a damn to generate any buzz outside of the extremely small circle of people whom know that it's bullshit. Incidentally, the very people whom you call “cultists” are some of the only people that bought this book. At the last minute, you and Katie Lynn Birchard, under the guise of “Hala Pickford,” using the very publishing company that is now on the chopping block in a FELONY investigation, decided in order to gain revenge against David Bret and others, put a nearly 15 page rant, full of libelous and misconstrued information. This “Forewarning” wasn't intended to defend your “freedom of speech.” This was done to lay the ground work for these imaginary “cultists” and to create a convenient excuse for your publisher disappearing into “hiding,” when really, she's wanted by the authorities. You are no more living in hiding than Lady Gaga. You may as well throw on a meat-dress and prance around in Hollywood.

Evelyn C. Zumaya, do you really think that no one has noticed that the book was pulled from EVERY online retailer and is not available for sale ANYWHERE?! Of course you're not advertising THAT. Instead, you continue to bang away on your typewriter, touting how “authoritative” and “well-researched” your book is? Have you convinced yourself yet, Ms. Zumaya, because no one else is buying it; neither figuratively, or with cash or credit. When we contacted Amazon.com regarding the sudden disappearance of your book, we were simply told that “the product did not meet Amazon's strict quality-control standards and was not suitable for our customers.” Barnes and Noble simply replied that “the book you are inquiring about is no longer offered for sale.” If I didn't know any better, Evelyn C. Zumaya, I'd say your book was pulled because it was mis-advertised, contained libelous and potentially illegal material and received more 1-Star reviews than a Broadway show written by and starring Katie Lynn Birchard.

You aren't selling books out of your home because the book is a print-on-demand product, only manufactured each time someone buys it. These one off copies are ordered by online retailers as they sell, and other than that, aren't available anywhere. It's more likely than not that you can't afford to stock the book yourself, because in an attempt to defraud your readers, you made the book nearly double the size that it should have been. The nearly 600 pages would easily fit onto 350 if you printed the text in a standard size font and spacing. You could shrink the book down to a little over 15 pages if you removed the fantasized conversations, one-sided story line and drivel. Come to think of it, you could reduce it another 13 pages if you removed the libelous and sensationalized “Forewarning” that you threw in there at the last minute. That leaves only the cheaply produced, soft cover and a title page that are worth a shit, and the majority of customers that have purchased the book complain that the cover falls off too. You're about as much of a reporter as one of the News Of The World staff, and we all know how that ended. If your book is so fucking authoritative, why don't you ever address the issues that are brought up publicly about it, Evelyn? You don't because your a pussy and you're full of shit.

How can you explain the lawsuit against your publisher for SIX-FIGURES for Libel and Defamation of Character? How can you explain your book being pulled by every retailer that offered it for sale? How can you explain away the fact that your personal blogs are dropping like flies, disappearing like a fart on a windy day? How do you explain away the DOZENS of 1-Star Reviews regarding the quality of this book, both physical and content related? You're merely trying to increase your books' Google ranking by posting the same nonsense day in and day out. You can post screen shots of supposed research and call it the second coming of Christ, but until you've got a product that stands on the feet of such research, it really doesn't amount to anything. In general, at this point, you're only arguing with yourself. You've thrown so much shit at the wall that the entire room smells, but you can't get it to stick. At this point the shit coming out of your mouth is both diarrheal and disgusting.

To Summarize: This isn't the book that we, the supposed “cultists” don't want anyone to read. In fact, we wish everyone would read it and I'll happily loan anyone whom asks for it, my own personal copy. We've discovered the book in all its' “kookie” glory on several Bit Torrent sites online in PDF format. Since no one can buy the book anywhere currently, we are banking that a number of them will download it and continue to post their honest reviews regarding its' “quality.” You have to understand, Ms. Zumaya, that each time someone reads your fan-fiction, it only cements what has been written everywhere. It would be better for you to have never sold a copy, as at least then, there would be some shadow of doubt regarding the books' quality. You've got your “freedom of speech” and we've got ours and soon that's about the only freedom your publisher is going to have because she'll giving up the rest of her freedom behind the bars of a prison cell. You wouldn't have to daily post your “defense” if your work was astute.

Personally, I think David Bret summed it up quite cleverly. Your book and your blog are like having a quiet wank in a water closet. No one hears it or sees it and frankly, you're the only one who enjoys it. Now if you'll excuse me, my tie is crooked and I have quite the puddle of slobber to mop up.

Sincerely Yours,


The “Cultists”



cc. Katie Lynn Birchard, Hala Pickford, Hala Kitty, Hala Kuromi, 1921 PVG Publishing, Kaja Mundy, The Rudolph Valentino Society, Clara, Miss Dane, MissPickford9, HalaIsDayumBeautiful, ClaraBFS, Leah-Cim-Sirrom, Kassandra

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Katie Lynn Birchard ("Hala Pickford") Informs Court She Is On The Run & Will Not Appear To Face Felony Charges

On June 27, 2011 a Burbank, California Judge issued a Warrant for the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard, A.K.A. "Hala Pickford" for Failure To Appear, Disobedience Of A Lawful Order and Contempt Of Court.  Birchard has skipped her last 2 court appearances, relating to a Libel and Defamation of Character lawsuit filed against her in 2010, and after violating the order numerous times, the Honorable Judge had finally had enough.  (Story Continued Below)

Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" Arrest Warrant Scan (Click To Enlarge)

In addition to legal woes stemming from the aforementioned case, Birchard also finds herself facing Felony Charges for Fraudulent Conveyance Of Assets & Holdings, when she illegally and purposefully transferred monetary interest in her various companies to an out-of-state L.L.C. in an attempt to circumvent a court order involving a monetary penalty.

For Birchard, this means a laundry list of ramifications. As an on-the-run fugitive, Birchard is no longer able to receive or apply for welfare assistance including food stamps, housing assistance or financial aid. She no longer has access to the DMV, including the ability to renew or secure a drivers license, passport or State issued ID. Birchard is unable to file any further frivolous restraining orders or to seek the help of or make complaints to any Police Department. With Felony Charges Pending, any time that she gets in a car or onto a bus, she risks being arrested should any vehicle she travels in be stopped for even a minor traffic violation.  In addition, Birchard is no longer an eligible voter and is banned from purchasing any kind of firearm or ammunition.

With a Five-Hundred Dollar Reward for her Arrest, it is only a matter of time before Birchard is brought to justice. Bond has already been pre-set at Twenty-Thousand Dollars, and will continue to increase as her flight from justice continues.

Until Next Time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, July 11, 2011

Felony Charges Filed Against "Hala Pickford" For Fraudulent Conveyance Of Assets & Holdings

Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, Katie Lynn Birchard a.k.a. “Hala Pickford” awakes to find herself named in new Civil legal charges. To date, Birchard has managed to skate by with only Misdemeanor criminal charges for skipping required court hearings and Contempt, but according to official court records, felony charges were filed against Ms. Birchard on June 24th, 2011 for fraudulent transfer. Also named in the charges/complaint are The Rudolph Valentino Society & Publishing L.L.C., both of which she controls.

(Case # EC056195 at the Glendale, California Courthouse)
(Click Case Summary At Page Left & Enter Case #)

The allegations were serious enough that the venue was moved from Burbank to Glendale, as they handle most crimes of Federal and Felonious nature. Thankfully, Felony warrants are extraditable in all 50 United States and a speedy extradition back to the State of California to face the charges is guaranteed if Birchard should decide to skip town.

Birchard made the critical mistake of illegally transferring known assets to an out-of-state (Wyoming) L.L.C. after a Burbank, California judge awarded a staggering $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollar) judgment against her for Libel in September 2010. The fraudulent transfer of aforementioned assets is a Felony in the State Of California. Birchard arrogantly admitted under oath, to the transferring of these assets at a May 6, 2010 court hearing in which she was being questioned.

Birchard continues to evade an active arrest warrant. There is currently a $500.00 (Five-Hundred Dollar) reward for ANY information leading to the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard. If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous. Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) 238-3000. You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard herself has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.

Until next time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, July 4, 2011

"Hala Pickford" ...Business As Usual, Despite Being A Fugitive With Active Arrest Warrant

 The following is taken from IMDB and is so well written that we decided to share it. You can find the original post by clicking HERE.  We'd also like to remind our readers that there is a Five-Hundred Dollar Reward for ANY information leading to the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford."  If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous.  Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) -238-3000.  You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard herself has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.


"I find it absolutely fascinating that Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" is continuing to try to hock her latest book here, all but claiming it to be the Valentino Bible when she's got an active warrant for her arrest in the State of California and is now considered a fugitive.

I also find it laughable and demonstrably false that both Birchard and her author, Evelyn Zumaya are calling this an "Authoritative Biography," which is demonstrably false. Both Birchard and Zumaya are shouting from the rooftops about supposed Valentino "Cultists" that are out to defame, harm or kill them exclusively for releasing the book. Nothing could be further from the truth.

When I stumbled upon this book, I was actually quite excited, until I read the reviews, which are nearly exclusively negative and all making the same points. I was fascinated by the fact that such a "Mind Blowing" book could have been in the making for so long without my knowledge. I'd consider myself a Rudy buff and as such, decided to check around. What I found was not only patently disgusting, but quite disturbing as well.

To put things into perspective, the book begins with a highly controversial, potentially libelous, fabricated and sensationalized "Forwarning." An absolutely hysterical (but truthful) breakdown of the "Forwarning" can be found here: http://malignantnarcissism.blogspot.com/2011/07/affairs-valentino-introduction-review.html

In the first 15 or so pages, Zumaya claims that both she and Birchard, under the alias "Hala Pickford" are in hiding because of the "Valentino Cultists" that are now threatening to kill them. False. Birchard isn't hiding from "Valentino Cultists." Birchard is hiding from the State of California because she has an active warrant for her arrest for failure to appear to answer to contempt of court allegations stemming from a defamation of character and libel case. Let's rehash this quickly. Katie Lynn Birchard, a wanted woman whom has previously released work that has been deemed libelous and defamatory wants you to believe that her newest work is any different? Of course it is.

Evelyn Zumaya makes additional claims in this "Forwarning" that her reputation has been so damaged by these "Cultists," that she has been refused rental property because these "Cultists" have put into cyber-space that she has a cocaine problem. False. More than Five Grams of Cocaine were indeed found in Zumaya's own home as recorded in public record, and said cocaine was subsequently found to be intended for distribution. A gentleman, PEDRO SALGADO PACHECO, whom Zumaya was shacked up with was sent to prison in relation to this crime. An appeal to the United States District Court for the Southern District of Texas, Case # H-00-CR-467-1 was denied. If she wasn't snorting it, it was most certainly in her home. For further clarification, this can be easily looked up and researched via Google. Unless there is another "Evelyn Zumaya" of nearly the exact age or unless Zumaya is claiming that Pedro Pacheco is one of the "Valentino Cultists," and that his prison sentence and public record are "harassment," Zumaya is being far less than truthful. You decide. I also stumbled upon this: http://exposekatielynnbirchard.blogspot.com/

There is so much highly sourced information regarding Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA, "Hala Pickford," that it seems impossible that it could be made up. You just can't make up those kinds of stories.

In nearly every review I could conjure up online, the same things were consistently reiterated. The frequently posted points include the following:

1. The information in the book is highly inflammatory, impossible to substantiate.

2. The book is of shoddy quality and falls apart before it can be completed.

3. The more than double spacing of the text makes the book larger than it needs to be, bulky and obnoxious.

4. The book seems to be a work of fan-fiction.

5. The editing is very poor.

6. The photos included in the book are severely lacking, including missing captions. In addition, the photos don't apply to the portion of the book they are inserted into. Watermarks intended for websites are also overlooked.


Every "review" of the book that have been left by Birchard or Zumaya claim that there are years of documented and sourced "impeccable research." I can not imagine why such a large group of people, from all over the web, on dozens of websites, including customers from several different sources are all saying the book is terrible. Who do you believe, a multitude of substantiated sources, Katie Birchard, a fugitive from justice with an active arrest warrant or Evelyn Zumaya, a proven liar."


Until next time,

The EXPOSE Hala Pickford Team

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Five-Hundred Dollar Reward For Information Leading To The Arrest Of Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford"

Hala Pickford - Wanted (Armed & Dangerous)

Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" is wanted by the law. Birchard has an active arrest warrant out of Burbank, California for "Failure To Appear" and is now a fugitive from justice. Bail has been pre-set at Twenty-Thousand Dollars. ($20,000)  A 'no questions asked' cash reward of Five-Hundred Dollars ($500.00) is being offered for ANY information that leads to her arrest.

If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous.  Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) -238-3000.  You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.


Until next time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team



"...suck on jail bars."

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rudolph Valentino Cultists, Hala Pickford & Evelyn Zumaya Create Fake Death Threats To Garner Publicity

Katie Lynn Birchard, A.K.A, "Hala Pickford" is at it again;  This time she's teamed  up with fellow Valentino cultist, Evelyn Zumaya, creating her newest publicity sheet, falsely claiming that both she & Zumaya are in hiding because of "frivolous lawsuits" & "death threats"  Besides being completely laughable, the accusations couldn't be farther from the truth.

Because no one is taking Birchard seriously as an author, publisher, singer/songwriter, screenwriter, blogger or record label CEO, she's resorted to such desperate measures as this in a futile attempt to gain some sort of professional notoriety.  Even more laughable is the fact that just a short time ago, her cohort & fellow cultist, Evelyn Zumaya was confiding in close friends that Birchard was both "...physically & mentally ill and that she'd be dead within 1 year if she didn't seek immediate professional counseling."

The "frivolous lawsuits" that Birchard refers to are in no way frivolous. Birchard was successfully sued by a famed Valentino author for more than $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollars) for libel & defamation of character in what was described by The Honorable Judge as a "slam dunk" case against Birchard & awarded an appropriate judgement, based on "clear and convincing evidence."  The author was also granted a permanent injunction against Birchard in which the judge clearly bars Birchard from having any contact with him as well as permanently and lawfully banning Birchard from making any mention of him either directly or indirectly in print or in any of her hate blogs or websites.  Birchard currently has a bench warrant for her arrest, issued by the same Judge in Burbank, California for "Faliure To Appear" in her contempt of court case for blatant violations of the aforementioned order.  Birchard is hiding from the law; not hiding from would be killers as she's suggested.  Zumaya is merely using Birchard as a tool to gain attention for herself, as she admittedly shopped her most recent project to other publishers for over a decade before settling for Birchard & her sham of a publishing company. 

According to Birchard's most recent press release, Zumaya is also in hiding, however Zumaya has made her location known to other reputable Valentino authors, and has begun to torment and taunt them, sending confrontational emails & recent photos of herself in a futile attempt to garner personal attention.

Katie Lynn Birchard has once again proven that she'll go to any lengths to seek out attention. Like a small child, her immaturity causes her to feel that any attention is good attention. She fails to realize that this is not the case. At age 62, Zumaya by now should have developed the social and professional skills to avoid situations like this. Zumaya is publicly claiming that Birchard's massive weight gain, bladder infections and such are due to "harassment."  According to Web M.D., the most common cause of hefty weight gain is the over consumption of food and bladder infections are generally caused by a dirty "downstairs."  Their suggestions for the avoidance of such include dieting, excersize and better genital cleansing habits, including the use of condoms, douching & regular bathing.

You know what they say about "Birds of a feather..."

Until Next Time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Breaking: Warrant Issued For The Arrest Of Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA, "Hala Pickford"

BREAKING:
Burbank, California
05/31/2011

After skipping out on her court appearance earlier today, an unhappy Judge William D. Stewart immediately issued a warrant for the Arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard.  Birchard was due to show up in court to answer to allegations that she'd violated her court orders demanding the speedy and permanent removal of libelous and defaming material found on her blogs and websites.  An additional Contempt of Court charge for the skipped appearance was requested but is unconfirmed as of this writing.  Contempt of Court carries a maximum penalty of 6 months in Jail for each count as well as the possibility of large monetary fines in addition to the aforementioned jail time.

We will keep you posted on this developing story.

The EXPOSE Katie Lynn Birchard Team


Sunday, May 8, 2011

Google Inc. Permanently Removes "Forget The Talkies," "Perpetual Flapper" & Others From Its' Servers

Over a period of more than a decade, Katie Lynn Birchard, under the guise of "Hala Pickford" & many other aliases, has written hundreds of libelous & offensive blogs, sending Homophobic, Anti-Semitic, Hateful messages, as well as intentionally & methodically defaming the characters of dozens of groups & individuals, including Zachary Jaydon, Tracy Terhune, Stella Grace, Cinecon, David Bret, The Silent Treatment (TST), Bob Birchard, Hugh Munro Neely, www.NitaNaldi.com & its' creators, Donna Hill, www.Nitrateville.com, The Silent Movie Theatre, The Pickford Institute, Hollywood Heritage & more.

In the midst of multiple lawsuits, court issued restraining orders, & criminal allegations, Birchard's blogs have swiftly begun to disappear. The problem is, Birchard isn't responsible for the blogs disappearances, and in the back of her own mind, feels that she can potentially put the blogs back up without consequences.  Birchard isn't smart enough to realize that all of these blogs are saved to a Google Inc. cache and has been subpoenaed by court systems in several jurisdictions.  Removing the blogs may convince a judge that Birchard should avoid potential jail time or more serious consequences, however, her own words will most definitely be used as crucial evidence against her. Circuit Courts in the State of Florida have recently began a quiet, but large scale investigation of Birchard stemming from her continuing harassment of Zachary Jaydon as well as an implied threat of violence against a laundry list of individuals.  The problem with her case? She arrogantly believes she is calling the shots inside any courtroom, commanding whom she will and will not speak/answer to as well as having a no-regrets attitude.  She has as recently as May 4th, 2011, stated that she is moving all of the libelous information that was removed to another server, claiming that they aren't permanently gone. (See Screenshot)
Katie Lynn Birchard Publicly Admits She's Contemplating Violating Her Court Order, Yet Again

Her court appearances are now beginning to pile up on both sides of the country, and with so much evidence against her, she needs to start taking these orders seriously; otherwise, the only blogs she will be writing are with a #2 pencil, behind the bars of a prison cell.

Until next time,
The EXPOSE Katie Lynn Birchard Team


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Hala Pickford Served With TWO Additional Mandatory Court Appearances At Yesterday's Hearing

(Continuing...)  Burbank, California
     May 7th, 2011
Katie Lynn Birchard has been served yet again at the Burbank, California Courthouse.  Birchard was slapped with  additional mandatory court appearances at yesterdays' court appearance in which her personal and business finances were being scrutinized.  The first additional appearance stems from pending Contempt of Court charges in connection with the more than $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollar) judgement issued against her, in which she was ordered to remove all libelous or defamatory information pertaining to Tracy Terhune & others but has since re-posted the violating material multiple times, even after the offensive material was forcefully removed by Google Inc. 
Birchard recently reposted all of the offensive and libelous material on her websites, before making them available for viewing "by invite only." She foolishly believes that just because it's hidden from general public view that it doesn't violate her court order. The proper authorities have been notified, and Google Inc. is cooperating fully in providing all of the content hidden behind the "curtain," per the Burbank, California Court order to be examined by Judge William D. Stewart in a future court hearing.
Google is also fully cooperating in a court order to provide i.p. addresses, deleted files, file caches etc. for her other libelous blogs. Google Inc. is in the process of releasing all pertinent information to assist in a court issued permanent injunction protecting Zachary Jaydon from Birchard due to years of harassment, libel & recent threats of violence.  Because of the strong indication of impending violent action and the admission that Birchard is armed at all times, Florida has the ability to issue a warrant for Birchard's arrest and to hear the case in Florida without the use of service to Birchard.  She will then be responsible for finding her way back to California without any obligation of help from the State of Florida.  Jaydon has sought such an arrest warrant & is said to be making his 3rd appearance before a judge to go over all files provided by Google directly to the courts at the end of May.
We will keep you posted on the outcome of all of Birchard's future court appearances.
Until next time, 
The EXPOSE Katie Lynn Birchard Team